Oh, I didn’t see you there.
How are you going? You’re in my living room because I haven’t posted in a while?
You are wondering where I am?
You were worried?
That’s so sw…. Oh, no right I lured you here with candy and false promises.
Ah, well. You’re here now.
It has been a while, I know. Since my last post (saying I’d have more time to post, oops) much has happened.
But for now I feel as though I need to make, at least a few more, excuses before we can go on and truly reconnect.
After leaving advertising I also left Auckland, running away because a) it was fun and b) as much as I want a ‘real job’ not having one is more fun.
Why then, I hear you ask, if you have been having so much fun have you not updated us all. Why have we not been able to be amused by your witticisms and jokes, your cynical and misinformed view on world events?
Well, in advertising I thought, “Look at me, this creativity I have pent up is marvellous, when I can focus it on something, other than creating brilliant ads, I can point my hot sticky beam of creativity at the internet creating the funniest thing since lol cats.”
Unfortunately, as in the case with me, I needed that pressure and stress to be able to do anything remotely creative. It was the random sparks from creating ads that left me with something to talk to you about. The half finished thoughts and stupid random questions that made me want to write.
But here, or anywhere since I left advertising I haven’t had that stress and that spark to write. So, I have set my self the challenge of getting a more intellectually fulfilling job and to write more, for you.
And then people of the Internet we shall, together, create something so great, so powerful even the mighty might of the internet will not be able to contain us.
Because if I can change, and you can change, then maybe the whole damn world can change!
Ladies and Gentlemen, with no further ado, We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming, “The Whole Thing Stinks.”
Cue applause and fireworks.
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