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Hark! What is that majestic sound?
Could it be? Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
Is it ‘80’s hair metal icon Vince Neil “singing”?
Well, for this metaphor to work you were
right the first time.
It’s a bird.
A phoenix even! Rising from the ashes.
For those that have missed it the phoenix
in this metaphor is me, or more specifically this tiny corner of the Internet
that I hangout in and occasionally write things in.
Sure it may not be a phoenix. Maybe a
pigeon that can resurrect its self. It still only has half a foot from that
time it got to close to the Koi pond. It’s lost some feathers because its diet
consists primarily of bits of sushi people dropped and a bus hit it that one
time.
For this metaphor to continue it had to be
set fire at some point as well. That’s a terrible image but remember, like a
thai massage, there is a happy ending.
I wont apologise for being away for so
long. I’ve already don’t that enough. What I will say is that this little
corner of the Internet I call my own will hopefully be a lot more active in the
coming weeks, months, years and if my research goes to plan I will one day and
forever be some kind of omnipotent overlord.
I have more stories, rants and of course
far too much free time.
Is this a promise? Hell no! Just look at
the last few posts. It’s just as heartfelt and apologetic as this one. But I’ve
changed this time I really have. And by changed I mean I have much more free
time.
Maybe.
So, welcome back. The booze is in the
fridge; try not to spill the dip on my new rug. Is this a new haircut? It is,
thanks for noticing.
Put on your favourite song about coming
home, or coming back, or returning, or just hit random on itunes and see what
comes up.
I missed you guys.
Hey I get first comment..great metaphors with a few similies (or is that smiles) thrown in! Am listening to Gin Wigmore...got a Sav in hand and loving Friday night. Cuz Denise
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